Sons of Anarchy meets “CHiPS”

Bet you never thought you’d see the day that SAMCRO got the inevitable cheesy 1970s – 1980s California Highway Patrol it deserved with all of the melodramic shots in the first couple of seasons, well ladies and gents, it has been done.

Worse than being fat…

Being rail-skinny I often feel a little bit of pity for the slender-challenged, but today I saw something even more humiliating while standing at a urinal to empty my bladder.

A big fat guy went to the urinal beside me, and while sticking his hand into the open fly of his trousers he seemed to have great difficulty finding his unit. So the chubby fellow was jiggling all about fighting to try to free his snake while I was enjoying my carefee whiz. It goes to show you, it’s simply better to be thin.

I’m Edmund Wells and this has been another stroke of genius.