Ray Rice – why he did the right thing

The NFL has decided it is a damnable crime to smoke weed, but clobbering your sweetheart is worthy of a slap on the wrist. So obviously they want young kids to start out young and smack around the weaker sex right?

What’s weird is the fact that the idea of Ronda Rousey beating the living piss out of me is kind of a turn on and yet I can’t imagine many women fantasizing about GSP smacking their face in.

I’ll bet they dp fantasize about GSP smacking Ray Rice’s face in though. Can we book that please?

I’m sure the NFL has its reasons just the way I’m sure China has a reason for starting so many diseases, but that doesn’t make it any easier to swallow.

I hope the Simpsons come out with an episode that make fun of this situation.

I am so out of weird.

How the Universe Came into existance

This theory explains it in a very simple way, and has been called the theory of “unatural Erection”

In the beginning there was nothing.
Absolutely nothing at all.
Not even a crumb of banana bread.
In fact, had there been a crumb of banana bread, that would have been nice because the
nothingness was getting pretty hungry.
Eventually the nothingness got bored with being nothing so it became EVERYTHING
much the way a knob expands when a naked lady disguised as a pizza delivery-boy walks into the cellar.

After a few quadrillion light-years (give or take), all of this somethingness got bored yet again, and decided it should become something that attempts to be useful within a finite amount of time, while others mock it for having a silly haircut.
This was the formation of life.
Over the unrecorded centuries life-forms gradually changed their physical and mental abilities, again, out of bordom (and horniness).

Air Algerie… how the hell does a plane go missing?

My field of expertise is being a public nuisance and I pride myself in doing a great job at that. Yet those who are responsible for keeping track of these airplanes have proven to be inept twice this year.

Ever had an inside look at Air Traffic regulations? It’s quite heavily regulated to ensure safety and international compliance. Especially where passenger crafts are concerned, so how is it that this can happen? I only have one thought on that… conspiracy and cover up (not makeup).

Hire this guy to deal with pedophiles

No, I’m not talking about Bryan Singer this time, but this guy.

Apparently the father was not a dude you wanna mess with either: Mad Dad.

if I had to pick one meathead to handle pervs it might be him. But on the other hand one must ask themselves, at which point does it become okay to take the law into your own fists? From the sounds of it the kid was so terrified of the man that he plead guilty to everything because he’d presumably prefer to be in the safety of a prison. Kind of makes the prison system seem like a little less of a deterrent than perhaps it should be.

My point? Fools iN Space is hilarious!

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How to become cultured (like me) – by Keith Dumbuck

Herbert Read said: “culture is the infinitely slow but sure refinement and elaboration of simple thing”

 
well I kinda think he himself is quite simple.

He goes on earlier in the essay to suggest that a life without art is a brutish existence, but I know that artsy fartsy stuff makes you weak and feeble (and perhaps even gayish).  The truth of the matter is that being “cultured” simply means you have the ability to talk down to people and sound like you know what you’re talking about.

So why would one want  to appear like a pompous jerk? It’s what I like to call the superiority complex…

All life forms that have evolved to the point of being able to rationalize like their fellow beings to rationalize that they are smarter than them. You see? I know I don’t.

This is another reason why you should try to avoid wetting yourself in public. Not many people look up to those whose crotch area is always uriney stained.  To conclude, if being cultured is your goal, you are most likely an admiration whore. Instead learn to smarten yourself like me.

I'm (the late) Keith Dumbuck, and I'm cultureded!

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